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Thursday, 15 February 2018

...and, how would you rate that?

I know there is probably an easy way to adjust this but: I do not enjoy the imposition on my life my phone has become.  This is the least appealing aspect of the move back to the UK, I think.  Yes, the least appealing, and it is the least appealing because it speaks to the very heart of what I can see in this country since my return.

Wherever I go, my phone wants me to rate it.  My phone reminds me that I am in the perfect spot for a photo opportunity that I can upload and then share and describe my experience of the place in which I was in the perfect spot to take the photograph and then share it with everyone.
My phone asks me whether I would like to comment about the location I am in.  It wants to know how I have found my time whilst perusing the shelves at the local Tesco, Waitrose, Iceland.  It wants to know how I found wandering down the high street today and my proximity to many places that were selling things I could have bought.  Did I enjoy my walk in close proximity to these places and the things they sold?  And if I have by chance gone into one of these places, how did I rate my experience whilst in this place?  Did the item I purchased meet the standard I expected as I purchased the item and was the experience of purchasing the item accompanied by a pleasant experience in my experiencing of the staff serving me the product I was purchasing?  And would I like to take a photograph of the experience I was having and allow this experience to be shared with other … other…what?  People?  Consumers?  Users?  Players?

When did this all start?

I freely admit to being a bit of a technophobe where it comes to phones.  I had an old phone that allowed me to text and do emails and speak with people and do a bit of internetting.  The phone I have bought since I have returned ostensibly does the same things but with a bigger screen and a larger imprint on my trouser pocket.  It also, however, appears to be a sentient thing.  It knows where I am all the time.  It asks continuous questions about how I’m finding my surroundings.  It wants to know my opinion on whether the shop I am in, the café I am in, the library I am in, the pub I am in, is providing me with joy.  It wants me to rate everything.  It wants me to put a number or a “five stars” on everything.  When did this all start?


We are being prompted to commodify our minute by minute existence.  We are being coaxed into prioritising sharing of the moment rather than being in the moment.  We are being asked for feedback on service and quality that can affect others.  I’m new back, I had internet put in the flat – what did I think of the service?  I spoke with the electricity company about power – how would I rate the efficiency of the person I spoke with in dealing with my call?  When did this become a thing?  When did this become an adjunct to the service delivery?  Why is our focus being directed toward this instant hit gratification provision for these companies?  It’s distracting, that’s why.


In all the buffeting I have received, not one question has been substantive.  I have not been asked about the NHS.  I have not been asked about Council spending in light of the news that Council Tax may (will) rise.  I have not been asked about the amount of dog shit on the pavement or rubbish strewn everywhere.  I have not been asked whether the housing strategy of regional councils makes me think that community is being devalued by commuter-belt building.  But, most frustratingly, in all the banality of the questions I have been asked, I STILL haven’t been asked whether I enjoy the new taste of Marmite.


I have been asked, however, whether my flat-white was flat enough, so that’s ok then… and could I rate it, and take a picture?


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